satisfiedparadise:

I doubt vodka’s the answer but it’s worth a shot

thecapn:

can u imagine how hot id be if i ate right and took care of my body

i’m not gonna do it but can u imagine

bisexualbrucewayne:

i am so delighted by cats, i love that we have little bendy animals that climb all over everything and break shit and dart around our homes at top speed and we’re totally cool with it like “ah yes, there it goes again”